Memory Beacon Recipe
Not everything produced through cooking is edible. Here's one such example.


Generator Sacred Stone
This sacred stone crackles with creative energy.
Free Will +100% Voltage +100


Memory Beacon
This staff will restore the memories of anyone in its vicinity.


La Femme Ferro
This scent is bitchin'!


Glass of Chelephant Juice
A drink given to you by Elephant -- AMZ's hard-partying girl. I think she mentioned something about blackouts???


Veruca's Photos
There sure are a lot of photos in this pile...


Hobo Cloak Recipe
Just in case you weren't sure how to make a smelly old hobo cloak!


Beloved Family Pet
Fluffy? Fluffy, why won't you eat? FLUFFY?


Whiskers
Well, Mom always wanted a fur coat...


Tuna's Corpse
Here lies @Tuna, who died while waiting for @Ace to finish chapter 2. RIP bb .


Rotten Banana Peel
Ohhhh, nonono. I'm not slipping on you this time. You won't get the better of m-AAARGH. *CRASH*


Broken Vase
I know this puzzle's frustrating, but that's no reason to go to pieces! ... Like this vase.


Cheesy Souvenir Figurine
This commemorative keepsake is the perfect reminder of your days trekking through waste and sewage.


Moldy Lemon
Wait a minute... this isn't mold! This is... facial hair?! ADAM, NOOOO!


Apple Core
You'll find no core-ny description here! Oh, wait...


Juniool
Wool from a Junivi. Don't let @Elephant see this....


Hobo Cloak
A fashionable garment worn by hobos and cultists. Some complain that it smells, but that's just part of its charm.


Crimson Pinga Figurine
Are you sure this is crimson? Looks more like pink to me...


Sewer Map
A detailed guide to the sewers. ESSENTIAL for any poor soul unlucky enough to find themselves trapped in the sewers.
Type: Skill Support


Bread and Butter Pudding Recipe
Unlock the recipe for the timeless classic, Bread and Butter Pudding


Bread and Butter Pudding
A delicious dish made out of sliced bread scattered in raisins.
Type: Special


Gear Plushie
This plushie is just so amazing! It's a must-have for any rabid cult fan!


Tuna Sandwich
Wait... if this is @Tuna, then whose corpse was it in chapter 2?....


Gear Flag
Gear


Gear Pin
Show off your undeniable love for Gear!


Pinga Bok Scratchcard
Hey! This isn't the original scratch card!


Rusty Key
It's just a regular rusted key....
(You never actually receive any of the keys, this description was taken from the Research Council.)


(Again, you never actually receive this item, so it has no name or description.)


Valkyr Rocket
Surprise your opponent with this radical rocket!
Type: Main Hand
DMG: 9 (Impact)
HP+5 Paralyze+3% Level 11

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